Ms almost binary, a tale of unrequited love.....

So folks, it's been a busy couple of weeks here in the land of the loveless, although a funny (peculiar, not ha,ha) thing happened to me after an evening out NOT (more on this later) drinking. I met a woman, a funny, witty, educated,  tall slim and beautiful woman...First one in an age where I actually thought 'ooh, this feels right'...well right for one of us anyway!
  You see peeps I was keen, she was......well kind of keen... at first, but alas that was the drink methinks. It's funny how two people can seem on the surface suited, but when it comes down to it (or as is the case in question, did not come down to it!) one person just does nothing for the other. A short meeting after a drunken night, a hotel room, almost a walk of shame, a couple of nights out, to the pub, out for a curry, a beachfront walk with a Chinese take away afterword, does not it seems qualify one as a Mr Darcy. I was it appears the Pip to her Estella, she it turns out is a self confessed cold-hearted beauty, me a hopeless romantic, needless to say my heart was dashed against the rocks of her icy shoulder... Still however one has such sweet sweet memories to cherish of a mini fling that shattered ones confidence, made me question my manliness and had me moping about for over a week...like a modern day Young Werther, sans gun of course!

 I'm still not over Ms Almost Binary, but it's a safe bet to say she was never under me in the first place.....

Just for E..