Diet Another Day

"Only an idiot starts a diet on a Monday." Those were probably the words of that woman off of TV who smells fat peoples poo and pretends she's got a BA Degree in 'Weighing Seeds And Nuts Into Tupperware' from a on line University in Mississippi... that cost $10. Sound advice indeed.

Today's exercise in eating nothing with any nutrition whatsoever should be a lesson to any buffoon who lays claim to a Monday diet.

Breakfast

Lunch

Dinner

Two bacon sarnies for breakfast, a fried hamburger supper for lunch, and a Donner kebab pot noodle for dinner, which in fairness, was a healthier substitute than the actual kebab I was going to buy! I had such good intentions, however having not a second spare all day has resulted in my eating fast food and crap for ease and quickness. Add to this I'm going out to the cinema tonight with my nephew and it's going to be a bad day overall...


Still there's always tomorrow.....