A modern day Buddha

Having been on the receiving end of Jibes daily from my loving workmates with regards to my "fat ar*e, and big t*ts" plus the constant stream of "get the kettle on fat boy" and suchlike I'm officially starting a diet tomorrow. Below are two pictures of my Buddahesque body that shall shame me into getting in shape, they will be the cyber equivalent of putting fat pictures on the fridge.

New photos shall be posted weekly until I've lost the moobs (man boobs) and the beer belly...Now if I could add an abb or two.....

A boy can dream..